Sometimes, we like walls

Sometimes, walls are liked by the us of the world. This isn't an accident. It's very intentional - like intentionally eating a pizza, or intentionally eating a wall.

Walls are SECRET KEEPERS. They keep nosey anteaters out of your room.

They're STRONG SONIC BEASTS. It's like having your own armored noise-cancelling giant. See ya later, talking cars and fighting iguanas!

They ABSORB. Share your thoughts, share your art. They can take it.

They LOCK THE TEMP: Keep it hot, keep it cold. But mostly, they keep it!

They're LOYAL FRIENDLIES. They won't walk or waver. They stand firm, like fresh celery!

Sometimes we always like walls. Always, we sometimes like walls. But sometimes, we always sometimes like walls, always.

This place is for the liking of walls. Welcome, walls. Welcome, likers. Like, welcomers!